Bah

[lonelybrit]

Got notice from Amazon saying my Harry Potter has been shipped.

I can't read it until 12th August. So a warning. Anyone who spoils me in any way between now and then will be plagued, spammed, and made to listen to Angel dueting with Celine Dion for all eternity.

*skulks off*

Comments

[princess-s.livejournal.com]

Well.....Harry kills Voldemort in a big showdown and declares his love for Ron and they run off together and live happily ever after, but not before they sell Hermione to Malfoy so they can buy weed :P

[lonelybrit]

You're forgetting about the heartbroken Lupin shacking up with Snape in a rather nasty case of rebound. *nods* ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/sexualkeira_/]

oh yeah !! harry potette r
the kids are very spoilt ad the mum shouts all the time becuase they cry and scream when they dont get what they want. and one day i said 'merde' becuase they dont have real milk and the kid told his mum and said 'i dont like keira becuase she said merde' (merde just means shit btw)
oh la laaa !! x xxxxxxx

[lonelybrit]

Teach them 'My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard' and just sit there smiling knowingly....

*hugs* ANd go on and on about how English food is better, of course!