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Um, this is silly, short and has a tenuous grip, at best, with reality. Not wildly happy with it, but can't think of enough words to let me try for the 300. Ratted muse... *pokes it* Ah well.
Cross-posted to [livejournal.com profile] angel_wes and [livejournal.com profile] slashthedrabble


“You stupid git!”

“It was an accident, I didn’t mean it-”

The room winced in unison and Wesley, already so furious Spike could practically see the steam coming out his ears, instantly hit the current object of his wrath with the nearest heavy implement that came to hand. Angel half-ducked the blow from the pineapple with a pathetic ‘Wes!’

“Shouldn’t we, you know, stop them?” Connor asked, eying the remaining desserts with concern lest they suffered the same fate as the unfortunate fruit bowl.

“What, and stop the fun of watching Angel dig himself a second grave?” Spike grinned. “No chance.”

“Okay, that came out wrong. Of course I meant it, I just-”

“Couldn’t you’ve at least waited until afterwards?” Wesley said, exasperated. “This is Connor’s first dinner with us, we spent hours making everything perfect. Only for you to go and jinx it.”

“Now hang on,” Angel interrupted firmly. “‘Jinxed’ is going a little far, don’t you think?”

“Name one instance where actual or intended utterance of those words out loud has not heralded another apocalyptic battle.”

Silence. Then: “This evening is really that important to you?”

“Of course it is. I love you too, you idiotic gelled twit.”

Date: 2004-12-10 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eloise-bright.livejournal.com
Aww!

Lovely! I just want to grab them and smush them together. Of course Wes would beleive that declarations of love are jinxed. And I love Connor's priorities - concern for desserts overriding concern for parental welfare. I'd love to have seen Angel decorated in 'hint of tiramisu'

*pets the gelled twit and his irate other half*

Date: 2004-12-10 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captcrashsc.livejournal.com
I love that Wes called him a twit. Right up there with Spike calling Angel a tit in "You're Welcome."

Thank you for making me giggle. :)

Date: 2004-12-10 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caytlyn.livejournal.com
Hee... this is great! And yeah, Angel's definitely digging himself a rather deep grave there... :)

::hugs:: I love this! Great job, as always

Date: 2004-12-10 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sottovoce10.livejournal.com
Aww. Angry Wes, amused Spike and confused Angel. The best combination. What a fun read. And the pineapple as a weapon. Inspired. And Connor's protectiveness for the rest of the desserts. Too funny.

Date: 2004-12-11 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princess-s.livejournal.com
Only the best stories have that combination of everyone, it's fantastic! Made me feel much better, although still fluish :(

Date: 2004-12-16 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] belleimani.livejournal.com
Heee!
That was awesome and I love that I love you are the beginning of the apoclypse!

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