More Ferdinand spam

Yes yes, okay I admit it; I have definitely picked up a new obsession. Though it has not escaped me that this has cropped up as my report deadline looms. The joys of distraction.

Oh to be a 'rock star'. The drinks, the parties, the adoring fans. And apparently, if you're Kapranos, writing your weekly 'Soundbite' for the food review section of The Guardian newspaper. I found his tale of how, when 19, he lost his job as a wine waiter rather amusing endearing. Poor lad...