Yes! I am a mongoose!

[lonelybrit]

Erm, that's me saying, in my own special way, that I might be slightly... tipsy. Just a little. Cider does have that effect on me.

I'm still spoiler free. But little twinges of... something, are starting to flare up.


esmerelda_t: ...nope, nothing to see here, move along quietly.

theferretgirl: Sure! The AtS finale is going to be... Great!


Hmmm.

**goes off to drink more cider**

Comments

[momentsintime.livejournal.com]

can you please pour me a cuppa?

[lonelybrit]

**Hands over spare flagon**

Go on, knock yourself out...

*hugs*

[momentsintime.livejournal.com]

thanky my pet!

[gingerpig.livejournal.com]

lalalala I'm not listening..
I got it to fit..still playing with it though
xxx

[lonelybrit]

Playing is always good :)

**tickles icon**

[eatenbyweasels.livejournal.com]

Eek! Don't weaken! Stay in the dark with dirty Auntie Weasels! And pass the bloody bottle - I can't drink on this diet!

[theferretgirl.livejournal.com]

A Rogue Underwear Model? Where can I get the catalog?

pants to pant over...

[eatenbyweasels.livejournal.com]

Aah!!! I have the only surviving copy - the others ignited under their own hotness. Mine survives only because I tore out the thong page to pin above my bed for use during my private(ahem)ladytime.

Re: pants to pant over...

[lonelybrit]

::ponders this::

I think most of the physics I've so slowly and painfully been stuffing into my head over the past few days has just gone on holiday, allowing other, *cough*, images to take their place.

*sigh*

[theferretgirl.livejournal.com]

Hand me a cup, I need a drink or I'm going to throw a tantrum.

::Hops back into her Denial Bubble::

[lonelybrit]

*hugs*

**hands over pint glass**

It's great if you heat it up, add a dash of whisky, lemon, and honey too. The vapours go up your nose and... *poof* All the worries just melt away :)

[skroberts]

Just to make my obliviousness to the real world complete...

Uh, what's cider?

[gingerpig.livejournal.com]

Very alcoholic apple juice ;)

[skroberts]

Oh, okay. I'll make sure to stay away, then, since I don't like alcohol... or apple juice much either. :)

[lonelybrit]

How about hot Ribena. When it's cold and/or you're ill and/or depressed, there's something really nice about a steaming sugary cup of hot Ribena :)

[skroberts]

Well, it's Alabama in springtime, which might as well be summer already some days... So I'd have to go with snowcones right now. Snowcones make me happy. :)

[eloise-bright.livejournal.com]

*sticks fingers in ears and sings tunelessly*

"la la lalala, can't hear you, not listening, I am going spoiler free, I swear in the name of Underwear Model Wesley!"

I'm seriously quite terrified to be in LJ land at the minute, as I really don't want to be spoiled. Not joking here. Begging people to put even slight spoilers behind the cut.

And I see the exam stress is having its usual effect - how well I don't remember the penny a pint Merrydown Promotions in the college bar...

[eatenbyweasels.livejournal.com]

I notice LB's gone rather quiet. Probably fallen over. Students today - no stamina; in my day we drank pints of Purple Nasty and sang so loud we were kicked out of the Union bar.

Got another accidental spoiler today; I really don't think the perpetrator realised. Three week concerted British Boycott on the lj perhaps?

[eloise-bright.livejournal.com]

No stamina whatsoever. And I do hope you're planning on laminating that icon, I think that's another wipe clean Wesley.

Oh, I don't want to boycott, but I was spoiled for Smile Time by one icon.

And now you've got me worried about LB. She's got exams in less than two weeks. What if she's lying in a comatose heap, cracking up under the strain. Best send in the Underwear Model Wes to wake her up...

[eatenbyweasels.livejournal.com]

Wake her up? Finish her off, more like!

Underwear Model Wes! Can I get one at Toys R Us? Discreetly, like; my husband confiscated my son's discarded Action Men from me, because I kept arranging them in naked slashy postures on the parcel shelf of my car.

I'd miss lj, too, but the icons are bastards for spoiling and not everyone gives due warning.

[eloise-bright.livejournal.com]

Ah, your husband sounds less progressive than mine. Two days before our wedding, he and the rest of the bachelor party filled the dashboard and parcel shelf of my car with various soft toys and dolls, all in dubious sexual positions, while I was out shopping with friends. Loved explaining that one to the policeman who awaited us on our return to the vehicle.

I don't know what the standard Wesley action figure is like - perhaps his clothes come off? I'm willing to rip away the clothes - purely in the interests of research, you understand.

[eatenbyweasels.livejournal.com]

Reckon he'll have a bite-mark on one buttock and "Property of Angel" tattooed on the other. Action!Wes, not your husband.

And only the anatomically correct version (of Action!Wes *or* your husband) will do for *my* parcel-shelf.

[lonelybrit]

Thank you.

Between the pair of you all thought of physics has just gone sailing right out the window.

And I'll have you know I don't "fall over" after just a few drinks.

No.

First I start highly colourful conversations, then sit back and let others talk very loudly about possibly sensitive subjects. Last time we went to a bar, two phrases that were screeched out across the crowded populace, and not by me, were:
"One finger, two finger, three finger... FIST!"
and
"NIPPLE CLAMPS!!"
Then, after making sure my friends can never hold up their heads again in public, *then*, I have one drink too many, curl up in a corner and go to sleep.
**nods**

Just setting the record straight :)

[eatenbyweasels.livejournal.com]

Light the touchpaper and stand well back, hmm? Nice technique.

Good luck with the revision; bound to be a breeze with us around to distract, er ...encourage you!

[tnbella.livejournal.com]

*Snicker*

Underwear Model Wes! I love that icon!

Stay strong, Eloise and anyone else who is spoiler-free!

And may I just say, you girls are too cute. Okay...women, whatever. You get my point. :)

[lonelybrit]

**tries to look cute**

Why thank you! Yes, we will remain strong and unspoiled. In theory at any rate. :)

*hugs*