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Ahem, and in today's weekly summary of the life of the lonebrit:

1) Latest celebrity I can now truthfully say I've met is... Timmy Mallet. Don't say anything, and if you don't know who is he, don't ask...

2) SQUEEEEEE! So I'm a little poorer, but otherwise happy.

3) Found this meme thingie over at [livejournal.com profile] gingerpig's, which is scarily believable:

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...go to your local breakfast diner, pour coffee on your waitress, do three cups of creamer as shots, and run screaming from the building.
Then, after lunch...randomly bite people, informing them that they are now zombies and should therefore give you their vending machine change, since they will no longer be needing it.
Dinner will consist of...however many pigeons you managed to stun with your tazer.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...pass out the pamphlets you had made up preaching the divine word of Squiknor, lord of the lemmings, who shall inherit the earth when all the non-believers are gone.
At the height of your madness, you will callsahsedalia
And the two of you will proceed to...go to a club and have a contest to see who can lick the most unwitting strangers by dawn.
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