Oh f**k me

I have just died and gone to angsty slasher heaven. My heart... **clutches chest**

Cracker. Young John Simms and Liam Cunningham (evil dude from Dog Soldiers) playing a kind of star-crossed Bonnie and Clyde, bodies piling up, the angst growing, even though they're murderers you just want one of them to please god just say those three little words (and no I'm not talking about 'I forgive you').

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go and pour myself a drink...