'Brokeback Brokeback this is Murderer'

Yep, I'm re-watching Top Gear. Radios promising to cure your dog's depression. The Hamster in a cowboy hat and boots. Stig's American cousin. Clarkson screaming like a girl.

Clarkson: You saw Brokeback Mountain and thought 'I'll have a piece of that life' -
Hamster: ...
Clarkson: - not that piece; the pick-up truck.

The Hamster. Hmm. He's one of those guilty pleasure I think. As my housemate used to say: 'Well... you would, wouldn't you?'