Ficlet: Oh Little Town (Various Fandoms - PG)

At some point I must have got a wee bit merry during the run-up to Christmas and attempted to write a multi-fandom crack!drabble. In any case, it was forgotten until I recently refound it and decided to just finish it off. Short and silly, but hopefully harmless and not offensive.

Title: Oh Little Town
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Angel, Supernatural, Torchwood, Franz Ferdinand, and mentions of others.
Pairing: This is crack!fic, anything can be implied if you're looking for it.
( T'was the season to be jolly... )