WTF?

So, here I am, attempting to write something that could vaguely come under the catagory of 'Wangel smut'.

So, why. Why why why, in the name of sanity, do I have the fricking Archers' theme tune stuck in my head?! *stomps off*

Ooh, I actually know this one!

When it comes to books, and especially 'classical' ones, my knowledge has all the depths of Rip It Off.

But still, I actually know this one! *beams*

( Which literature classic are you? )