A public apology...

I do not own a digital camera. I am so very very sorry. All I had was a simple old-fashioned film thing. Which has a long delay when you press the button.

I also own no scanner.

I live in the stone-age...

( More grovelling and a small, stolen, offering... )

I will try and write a full report soon, but somehow I think everyone's been spoiled for the best parts already...